What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 21:33
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
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Everyone loved it.
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So they tried
They put up a sign reading
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
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Can you name a song with the word 'why' in it?
No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
How has Sanskrit influenced modern Tamil language, particularly in terms of vocabulary?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
Just Forget it!
Why do Indian guys love Russian girls?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
Why do women wear less clothes compared to men?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
Unacceptable again!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.